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The last day to place an order for holiday delivery is December 12th! Please click here for more information.

We love bundles (and saving money of course) so the more you buy the more you save!

• Buy 5 cards and get the 6th one free (add all 6 cards to checkout and discount will be automatically applied).
• Buy 5 stickers and get the 6th one free (add all 6 stickers to checkout and discount will be automatically applied).

P.S. If you buy 12 cards or stickers you'll get 2 free, etc.

At checkout you will be able to select what type of shipping you prefer. Here are the typical USPS shipping methods you can pick from:

• First Class Mail - delivered in1-5 business days (cheapest option - does NOT include tracking)
• USPS Ground Advantage - delivered in 2-5 business days (includes tracking)
• USPS Priority Mail - delivered in 1-3 business days (includes tracking)

Please note - the above information is pulled directly from USPS' website. Additionally, shipping time does not apply to processing time. Orders will still be processed during the current processing time regardless of the shipping method picked.

To view our FAQs, click here.

Orders are currently being processed and shipped within 5-7 business days (excluding pre-order items which need more time to ship).

To view our Shipping Policy, click here.

To view our Refund Policy, click here.