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PRE-ORDER: 2026 Here We Fucking Go Again Calendar

Regular price
$28.00
Regular price
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$28.00

This listing is a PRE-ORDER. Our 2026 calendar is not scheduled to ship until mid-late September. If you have any questions, please reach out to hello@paperbunnypress.com

PLEASE NOTE: Any 2026 calendar that is NOT being sold on PBP is a knock-off and a fake! DO NOT support the people that stole my OG design. Thank you!

NEW FOR 2026: 

  • Larger Date Boxes: Our most requested edit was to make the date boxes larger. So we did! You now have more room to write journal entries in every box.
  • More Room for Notes: We included 2 extra spaces at the bottom of every month for you to jot down your most important notes & shit.
  • 12 Art Prints: At the end of the year, you can rip your calendar apart and hang up each of the monthly illustrations. We love a multi-functional goodie.
  • Thicker Paper: We wanted to make the calendar feel more luxurious and changed the stock to an 80lb uncoated cover paper, which is nice and thiccc. And since the paper is uncoated, your ink won’t smear when you write on it!
  • 2026 Bingo Card: At the beginning of the year, write down what you think will happen throughout 2026. As the year goes on, cross off what happened. Get bingo? Congrat-u-fucking-lations you can predict the future, you fucking witch.
  • New snark & quirky holidays: You know we love to change shit up, so of course all the snark and weird ass holidays (okay, more like 90%) are different than the last two years.

WHAT STAYED THE SAME:

  • The fucking price: You read that right, we are NOT increasing the price of our HWFGA calendar! You are getting a new and improved design, but it’s the same fantastic price.
  • The Sticker Sheet: You are still getting a sticker sheet with 60+ stickers to decorate the fuck out of your calendar.

“HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN” BUNDLE - SAVE 15%

Plan on getting the calendar and the planner?! Then you’re in luck! When you pre-order the calendar and planner at the same time, you will save 15%. Once both items are in your cart, the discount will be automatically applied. Click here to shop the 2026 planner.

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:

Here we fucking go again, get ready for another year of sass, snark and a fuck-ton of swears. This calendar is filled with vibrant colors & bold designers that match the snark inside.

This calendar is not your typicaly date tracker, it is a celebration of the quirky, unconventional, and the downright fucking hilarious. Alongside traditional holidays, we've got your back with the funny national observances like "coffee day" and "pizza day".

Each month is also packed with snarky quips that will have you laughing as you plan your year. From cheeky comments on the weather (fuck the cold) to witty observations on the absurdity of life (take down your fucking xmas tree already), our calendar will keep you entertained as you count down the days until next fucking year.

DETAILS:

  • 12 colorful AF illustrated calendar pages
  • 9x12" calendar closed, 9x24” when hung up
  • Includes 1 sticker sheet with 60+ stickers to embellish your calendar
  • White wire-o binding with hole punch for hanging
  • Printed in the USA
  • Designed with love, snark + swears in Chicago, IL

2024 Holiday shipping deadline

The last day to place an order for holiday delivery is December 12th! Please click here for more information.

buy more, save more!

We love bundles (and saving money of course) so the more you buy the more you save!

  • Buy 5 cards and get the 6th one free (add all 6 cards to checkout and discount will be automatically applied).
  • Buy 5 stickers and get the 6th one free (add all 6 stickers to checkout and discount will be automatically applied).

P.S. If you buy 12 cards or stickers you'll get 2 free, etc.

FAQs

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Shipping Options

At checkout you will be able to select what type of shipping you prefer. Here are the typical USPS shipping methods you can pick from:

  • First Class Mail - delivered in1-5 business days (cheapest option - does NOT include tracking)
  • USPS Ground Advantage - delivered in 2-5 business days (includes tracking)
  • USPS Priority Mail - delivered in 1-3 business days (includes tracking)

Please note - the above information is pulled directly from USPS' website. Additionally, shipping time does not apply to processing time. Orders will still be processed during the current processing time regardless of the shipping method picked.

Shipping Policy

Orders are currently being processed and shipped within 5-7 business days (excluding pre-order items which need more time to ship).

To view our Shipping Policy, click here.

Refund Policy

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Customer Reviews

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Heather Riordan
2025 calendar

I absolutely love your calendars. I bought 2 last year( one for my aunt) and I bought one this year and will continue to buy one every year. Thank you so much for making these.

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Meagan Pottle
Hilarious!

I love this calendar! The reason I took one star off is because the quality is not as good as last years at all. The paper is much thinner and not as nice. It does crack me up all year though.

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Charlotte Smith
Got two as gifts and they're beloved!

Saw one a friend received and immediately had to order two for a couple of people I know who loved them! Kind of wish I'd spoiled myself with one but there's always next year. :-)

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Avani
It’s really small

I didn’t read the dimensions. It’s REALLY SMALL. I can barely make out the lettering and the print is in such a light color you can’t see it even a few feet away. For $32 I expected much better. This is more for a small workspace, not for an everyday calendar. I’m so unbelievably disappointed.

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Johnna Kirk
I love this calendar!

I discovered this yearly calendar in 2024 and it was so funny that I had to have it. And, of course, I had to get a new one for 2025. If you enjoy sarcasm and a bit of cursing, you will love this yearly calendar. Not only will you stay on track but you'll also be reminded not to take life so seriously all the time. I highly recommend.