The HWFGA calendar is in stock and ready to ship! Please be patient while our small but mightly team works hard to ship out the calendar orders. The current processing time for orders with the calendar is 5-8 business days. Have questions? Please email hello@paperbunnypress.com
PLEASE NOTE: Any 2026 calendar that is NOT being sold on PBP is a knock-off and a fake! DO NOT support the people that stole my OG design. Thank you!
NEW FOR 2026:
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Larger Date Boxes: Our most requested edit was to make the date boxes larger. So we did! You now have more room to write journal entries in every box.
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More Room for Notes: We included 2 extra spaces at the bottom of every month for you to jot down your most important notes & shit.
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12 Art Prints: At the end of the year, you can rip your calendar apart and hang up each of the monthly illustrations. We love a multi-functional goodie.
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Thicker Paper: We wanted to make the calendar feel more luxurious and changed the stock to an 80lb uncoated cover paper, which is nice and thiccc. And since the paper is uncoated, your ink won’t smear when you write on it!
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2026 Bingo Card: At the beginning of the year, write down what you think will happen throughout 2026. As the year goes on, cross off what happened. Get bingo? Congrat-u-fucking-lations you can predict the future, you fucking witch.
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New snark & quirky holidays: You know we love to change shit up, so of course all the snark and weird ass holidays (okay, more like 90%) are different than the last two years.
WHAT STAYED THE SAME:
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The fucking price: You read that right, we are NOT increasing the price of our HWFGA calendar! You are getting a new and improved design, but it’s the same fantastic price.
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The Sticker Sheet: You are still getting a sticker sheet with 60+ stickers to decorate the fuck out of your calendar.
“HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN” BUNDLE - SAVE 15%
Plan on getting the calendar and the planner?! Then you’re in luck! When you pre-order the calendar and planner at the same time, you will save 15%. Once both items are in your cart, the discount will be automatically applied. Click here to shop the 2026 planner.
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:
Here we fucking go again, get ready for another year of sass, snark and a fuck-ton of swears. This calendar is filled with vibrant colors & bold designers that match the snark inside.
This calendar is not your typicaly date tracker, it is a celebration of the quirky, unconventional, and the downright fucking hilarious. Alongside traditional holidays, we've got your back with the funny national observances like "coffee day" and "pizza day".
Each month is also packed with snarky quips that will have you laughing as you plan your year. From cheeky comments on the weather (fuck the cold) to witty observations on the absurdity of life (take down your fucking xmas tree already), our calendar will keep you entertained as you count down the days until next fucking year.
DETAILS:
- 12 colorful AF illustrated calendar pages
- 9x12" calendar closed, 9x24” when hung up
- Includes 1 sticker sheet with 60+ stickers to embellish your calendar
- White wire-o binding with hole punch for hanging
- Printed in the USA
- Designed with love, snark + swears in Chicago, IL