Here we fucking go again, get ready for a year of sass, snark and a fuck-ton of swears. This calendar is fulled with vibrant colors & bold designers that match the snark inside.
This calendar is not your typicaly date tracker, it is a celebration of the quirky, unconventional, and the downright fucking hilarious. Alongside traditional holidays, we've got your back with the funny national observances like "coffee day" and "pizza day".
Each month is also packed with snarky quips that will have you laughing as you plan your year. From cheeky comments on the weather (fuck the cold) to witty observations on the absurdity of life (take down your fucking xmas tree already), our calendar will keep you entertained as you count down the days until next fucking year.
DETAILS:
12 colorful AF illustrated calendar pages
9x12" calendar
White coil with hanger
Printed in the USA
Designed with love, snark + swears in Chicago, IL
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