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Don't Look up Your Symptoms Greeting Card

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This Don't Look Up Your Symptoms greeting card is a funny and cheeky way to make someone smile while they get better. Its snarky message and fun design will lighten the mood and remind your loved one to take it easy. Perfect for those who are always looking up ailments online.


  • A2 Size - 4.25" x 5.5"
  • 110 lb Paper
  • Blank Inside
  • Includes Coordinating Envelope
  • Packaged in a Clear Cello Bag
  • Designed in Chicago & printed in the US

buy more, save more!

We love bundles (and saving money of course) so the more you buy the more you save!

  • Buy 5 cards and get the 6th one free (add all 6 cards to checkout and discount will be automatically applied).
  • Buy 5 stickers and get the 6th one free (add all 6 stickers to checkout and discount will be automatically applied).

P.S. If you buy 12 cards or stickers you'll get 2 free, etc.


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Shipping Options

At checkout you will be able to select what type of shipping you prefer. Here are the typical USPS shipping methods you can pick from:

  • First Class Mail - delivered in1-5 business days (cheapest option - does NOT include tracking)
  • USPS Ground Advantage - delivered in 2-5 business days (includes tracking)
  • USPS Priority Mail - delivered in 1-3 business days (includes tracking)

Please note - the above information is pulled directly from USPS' website. Additionally, shipping time does not apply to processing time. Orders will still be processed during the current processing time regardless of the shipping method picked.

Shipping Policy

Orders are currently being processed and shipped within 3-5 business days.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 37 reviews
Jennifer V

I really like this card. Great quality and I know the receiver will find it hilarious.

Kassandra K.
Funny and perfect

High quality, fast shipping, and snarky. Love it all! Will be back for more 😊

Yvonne Thompson

My friends know how much I use this word. I showed some of my friends the card and they thought it was a perfect card to be sent by me! None of my friends would be appalled by it.

Denise Spadaccini

What can I say but the card was the tits and I love it!!

Denise Spadaccini
Love the card

As I have the vocabulary of an extremely educated seller, I just love the card!